Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Apocalypse Cakes!

In the end times you need cake, lots of cake! The diabetic need not apply. Which cake sounds good to you?

We’re doomed. Eat cake. A variety of cataclysmic punishments from God continue to rain down upon us. Obviously, this is the time to eat several entire cakes. Use this blog to help you celebrate your time on this earth, for when you look up from your cake-smeared cakehole, the sky will fade ablack, the lakes will blaze aflame and the locusts will buzz aswarming. Eat now, little heathens; there are no cakes in the apocalypse.

Order yours here. Now with more sugar!

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