Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Keep Trollin Trollin Trollin

Mr Colion Noir smacks down some Trolls.

I have a friend that I've known for 20 years and he is a master troll. One word of advice: DON'T FEED THE TROLLS! When you get pissed off, they win!

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Resident Evil Retribution

Its a zombie, zombie world!

I let my sweetie (Milla Jovovich) out for few months to film the new RE5 movie. She just doesn't remember me with Umbrella Corp. messing with her head. I swear if she doesn't get in line I'll dump her!

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Epic AK-74 Jam!

Example of a malfunction clearance at its worst.

Dude died 100 times over by the time he cleared that jam. Mikhail Kalashnikov is rolling his eyes.

"I roll my eyes at you sir!"

Saturday, August 25, 2012

You Know You're A GLOCK FANBOY When...

I was rolling when he mentioned the (.380) Glock 25 and 28.

Thank you for recognizing us Glock fanboys. We love our maritime spring cups so we can shoot rubber ducks in the bathtub.

City Sniper

That's what you get for carrying an iPhone!

Nice shooting of the bird poop. "Poop shoot?" Come to Vegas City Sniper, we need you!

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Future Marine Body Armor Test?

High speed low drag son! Visibility seems a little clouded. I doubt the Army will issue this to the soldiers.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Metal Gear Solid Meets Nyan Cat

Who thinks up this stuff?? Next episode: Metal Gear meets My Little Pony. Wait.....PLEASE make that video. I'll pay money to watch the ponies die.

Do you take food stamps?

I poop rainbows!

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Action Movie Cliches

Wondering if you should see The Expendables 2? Watch this video. There, I just saved you $25.00.

Oh you already bought tickets? Well it does have Chuck Norris so you get a free pass this time.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Red Dawn 2012 Trailer

Total Recall. Battleship. 21 Jump Street. Red Dawn. What do they have in common? They are all old movies, tv shows and games! Can Hollywood at least remake shitty movies? It is very hard to beat a classic. Maybe if they remade Battlefield:Earth or some other bomb it would make sense.

The original Red Dawn was set during a time where mutually assured destruction from nuclear weapons was a possibility for the USA. Those days of the Cold War are long forgotten and the films premise of being invaded by Russia doesn't fit well in 2012.

We'll see what happens on November 21st when the movie is released.


A city in Washington state awakens to the surreal sight of foreign paratroopers dropping from the sky - shockingly, the U.S. has been invaded and their hometown is the initial target. Quickly and without warning, the citizens find themselves prisoners and their town under enemy occupation.

Determined to fight back, a group of young patriots seek refuge in the surrounding woods, training and reorganizing themselves into a guerilla group of fighters.

Taking inspiration from their high school mascot, they call themselves the Wolverines, banding together to protect one another, liberate their town from its captors, and take back their freedom.

Wolverines!!!! (from 1984)

Monday, August 13, 2012

Left Handed Contact Shooting

'Left Handers' day is real? I read that today and I thought someone made it up....

Here are some other "holidays" just for the "Lefties".

White History day for Left Handers.
'Lefties are people too' day.
Writing without smudging the ink day.
Left is Right day.
Righty tighty Lefty loosey day.

Enjoy your day freaks Left Handers!

Saturday, August 11, 2012


Osama Bin Laden is dead. America finally got him! Here is proof! Oh wait......

Here is a movie trailer. Enjoy.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Blackwater Pays $7.5 Million to Avoid Charges

We all know if you have the money you can get away with murder.

OJ Simpson anyone?

Blackwater hires Mercenaries which do work for MONEY not COUNTRY. Innocent people die during war. It happens. Anybody remember WWII?

You can't expect mercenaries to say "please" or "thank you" while disemboweling the enemy. If you think they should be polite and cute, please close your internet browser, blindfold yourself and go run in the street.

I'll be here waiting for you to get back. Hurry along now...

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Man Orders a TV and gets Shipped a Rifle by Mistake! (Luckiest Man Alive?)

Seth Horvitz says he ordered a flat-screen television from a third party through He received a package that was left in the hallway outside of his Northeast D.C. apartment Tuesday, but instead of a television, he found a black semi-automatic rifle inside the box.

Oh no the rifle was BLACK! BLACK! Oh and it was BLACK which makes it more evil and deadly.

Of course the Brady Campaign is acting like a box full of dead amputee children arrived on the guys doorstep. So dramatic!

The shipping label on the box had Horvitz's name and address, but the invoice inside the box indicated it should have been shipped to a gun shop in Pennsylvania. We have reached out to Amazon and the third-party seller, and will bring you an update as soon as it becomes available.

D.C. Police also says it is illegal to a transport weapon across the D.C. line.

Thanks to Fox News for the intel. Read full article here. Now with more shipping errors!

What would you have done?

Monday, August 6, 2012

MYSTERY - Raise Your Fist

Welcome to heavy metal from 1986!

Seriously though, great post apoc video. Killer robots make this a "must post". Their aim really sucks though. Maybe they need to update their phased plasma rifles
(Terminator reference) to a 40 watt range.

The first official music video for the upcoming 2012 album by the Australian band of fourteen and fifteen year old teens MYSTERY. The AC/DC home town boys are setting the world on fire with their extremely energetic live shows all over the World. This is the first taste of what to expect from their album.

Share your deepest feelings below, because gosh darn it....people like you!

Sunday, August 5, 2012

The Internet Gun Expert Song

Fxhummel takes a new twist on an old Offspring song.

Normally I hate when people take songs and then change the words. Stand up Comedians are the worst. Tell me a joke, don't play me a Beatles song with your stupid lyrics. That's right, nothing but the best for me. Now excuse me while I drink my Shasta cola and watch TJ Hooker reruns.

Pick up the 7.62x39 shirt at Russian Roulette Clothing.


Our two opinions clashing
Weaver or isosceles
The way you're tea cupping the grip on your pistol
Makes me certain you must be a newbie
Check out my vids, I'm so tactical
I put more rounds downrange than Cory and Erika
If you don't take to heart my critique of your form
Well then I just might, hit dislike, that's right I like, to pick fights....

Hey, did you try to correct me?
Shut your mouth
My shooting skills you just berated

Hey, you know I'm filled with Jealousy
Shut your mouth
Smack talk I just administrated

Hey, I can't unwind
I swear my marksmanship's better than hickok45
Hey, watch my vids today

You think my vids are too boring
You think they need more shooting
I thought just talking about guns made me cool
Besides ammo is pricey
You better safety check your guns on camera
And don't even dry fire on an empty chamber
They call me safety salley everywhere that I go
I do not seem to know it is not real life, just a video

did I mention I'm thirsty?
Got dry mouth
You gotta keep yourself hydrated

Hey, drank too much I gotta pee
Be back soon
My bladder is very inflated

Hey, you say I suck
You're living in your parents basement
With your new pet duck
Hey, like my vids today!

Check out my vids, I'm not tactical
I wish I had the skills of Cory and Erika
You best not take to heart my critique of your form
Cuz I'm not too bright, I just like, to pick fights, I know I'm right!!

Hey, did you try to correct me?
Shut your mouth
My shooting skills you just berated

Hey, you know I'm filled with Jealousy
Shut your mouth
Smack talk I just administrated

Hey, I can't unwind
I swear my marksmanship's better than hickok45
Hey, watch my vids today

Saturday, August 4, 2012

M1 Abrams Tank Blows Up Sniper Tower

We are back people! Operation complete and the blog is back in action! Enjoy the tank video.

Here's what happened... This was in the Summer of 2006 in Ramadi, Iraq... This particular mosque had been taken over by AQ and they were staging attacks out of the mosque (and retreating to it) for safety. The tribal elders in Ramadi gave the green light on it.. This was the birth of the Anbar Awakening... If you were in Ramadi, then you know the deal, enough said.