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Sunday, August 5, 2012

The Internet Gun Expert Song


Fxhummel takes a new twist on an old Offspring song.

Normally I hate when people take songs and then change the words. Stand up Comedians are the worst. Tell me a joke, don't play me a Beatles song with your stupid lyrics. That's right, nothing but the best for me. Now excuse me while I drink my Shasta cola and watch TJ Hooker reruns.


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Lyrics:

Our two opinions clashing
Weaver or isosceles
The way you're tea cupping the grip on your pistol
Makes me certain you must be a newbie
Check out my vids, I'm so tactical
I put more rounds downrange than Cory and Erika
If you don't take to heart my critique of your form
Well then I just might, hit dislike, that's right I like, to pick fights....

Hey, did you try to correct me?
Shut your mouth
My shooting skills you just berated

Hey, you know I'm filled with Jealousy
Shut your mouth
Smack talk I just administrated

Hey, I can't unwind
I swear my marksmanship's better than hickok45
Hey, watch my vids today

You think my vids are too boring
You think they need more shooting
I thought just talking about guns made me cool
Besides ammo is pricey
You better safety check your guns on camera
And don't even dry fire on an empty chamber
They call me safety salley everywhere that I go
I do not seem to know it is not real life, just a video

did I mention I'm thirsty?
Got dry mouth
You gotta keep yourself hydrated

Hey, drank too much I gotta pee
Be back soon
My bladder is very inflated

Hey, you say I suck
You're living in your parents basement
With your new pet duck
Hey, like my vids today!

Check out my vids, I'm not tactical
I wish I had the skills of Cory and Erika
You best not take to heart my critique of your form
Cuz I'm not too bright, I just like, to pick fights, I know I'm right!!

Hey, did you try to correct me?
Shut your mouth
My shooting skills you just berated

Hey, you know I'm filled with Jealousy
Shut your mouth
Smack talk I just administrated

Hey, I can't unwind
I swear my marksmanship's better than hickok45
Hey, watch my vids today

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